As we return to the arena from break, we see a pan of the crowd and are welcomed back by Abbie.
Samantha:
Welcome back everyone to EWA. We want to tell you that tonight’s action is sponsored by Mountain Dude. When you’re lost in the mountains remember, Mountain Dude.
We get a look at a guy in the ring who is tall, muscular and has short hair with a beard. His attire is blue with black accents.
Abbie:
And we are back with some in ring action.
Tommy Harker:
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 15 stone, Ryland Blythe.
Samantha:
Here is a debut from LWF once again. He is a former International Champion as well as a former Zero Limit Champion.
Abbie:
I can’t wait to see what he has.
As she finishes “If You’re Happy and You Know It” by The Wiggles starts.
Samantha:
Um…
Abbie:
What the?
Out walks a guy dressed in a kilt and a shirt that says I “HEART” Scotland. He has long hair and scruff for facial hair. He waves to the crowd who cheer and wave back.
Tommy Harker:
And from St Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 200 pounds, CRAZY HOWARD!
Abbie:
Oh my gosh! He’s one of my favorite wrestlers. He didn’t accomplish much but he was always entertaining.
Howard comes to the ring and offers a handshake to his opponent. Blythe sneers at the gesture and stretches on the ropes instead of returning the gesture.
Samantha:
Crazy Howard trying to be a good sport, but Blythe wanting nothing of it, and from my estimation nothing to do with this match.
The referee calls for the bell as Howard raises his arm for a test of strength.
Abbie:
Howard wanting to test Blythe here.
Blythe gives him a look as if to question his seriousness. Howard shakes his head and claps his hands as Blythe starts laughing at him.
Samantha:
Blythe not taking Howard seriously at all.
Blythe runs at Howard and goes to take him down with a clothesline. Howard ducks and comes up behind Blythe and raises his arm again.
Samantha:
I don’t think he gets it.
Blythe obliges and goes for the test of strength but when going to lock up with the second hand, nails Howard with a stiff forearm to the side of the head.
Abbie:
Blythe showing why he has the resume he does.
Blythe quickly moves in and nails a succession of punches and kicks to the dazed opponent and takes him down to his knees. Blythe slaps his thigh a couple of times then runs to the opposing ropes.
Samantha:
Blythe looking to inflict some damage here.
He comes back and is dropped across the middle rope as Howard takes him down with a drop toe hold. Howard stands up with a look on his face that screams insanity. He is breathing heavily and looking at his opponent now falling to the mat.
Abbie:
I don’t seem to remember this side of him.
Samantha:
He is seething as if something has snapped and I’m not sure anyone would want to be in that ring with him looking like that.
Howard now begins to alternate knees and kicks to Blythe’s arm. Blythe covers up trying to shelter his arm from the damage. Howard nails a stiff stomp to his back which loosens Blythe’s hold of his own arm.
Samantha:
I think this is something that needs to be of concern. Could the former champion be taken out by the former jester of the court?
Howard quickly grabs hold of Blythe’s arm and begins twisting it and holding it. He continues to twist it as Blythe screams in pain. Howard moves to his fingers holding them, two in one hand and two in the other. He twists the arm a little more then looks up at the crowd. A scary smile crosses his mouth.
Abbie:
I don’t like where this is going.
Howard snaps the fingers in opposite directions, leading to a loud snapping sound. His smile now becoming a laugh.
Samantha:
Well this escalated quickly. What a sickening move by, well Crazy Howard who looks like he is becoming a little more psychotic with every moment that passes by.
The referee goes to check on Blythe who is holding his arm and his hand. Howard stands back waiting for him to rise.
Abbie:
I wonder what he has in mind here.
Blythe slowly climbs to his feet, using the turnbuckles to pull him up with one arm. As he reaches his feet, Howard runs toward him, he jumps and in the last split second, Blythe steps aside as Howard crashes into the top turnbuckle. Blythe falls back down still holding his arm. Howard collapses on to the mat, laughing as he does. He lays there laughing like a mad man.
Samantha:
Are you sure this is the Crazy Howard that was your favorite?
Abbie:
I don’t think so, but this one is becoming a favorite.
Blythe stops writhing in pain for a moment to look over at Howard who is now laughing loudly in the ring. Blythe tries to pull himself up and walks over to Howard. The ref turns to check the turnbuckle cover as Howard puts his boot right into the groin of his opponent.
Samantha:
The low blow, and the referee didn’t even see it.
Blythe drops to his knees as the referee turns around. Howard climbs to the middle turnbuckle and prepares for Blythe to turn around. Blythe slowly climbs to his feet and Howard jumps from where he is perched. He grabs Blythe by the head on his way down, driving him head first into the mat.
Abbie:
Howard with a massive DDT.
Howard immediately jumps to his feet and lets out a yell. He grabs Blythe’s arm wrenching it again and positioning Blythe on his side. He looks around and falls backwards driving Blythe’s arm backwards, hard making it snap. Howard does not release the arm as Blythe’s tries to roll away. Blythe rolls to his stomach as Howard hold on to the arm laying across Blythe’s back, pulling the arm in the air while also across his back. Blythe screams in pain and violently pounds on the mat.
Abbie:
I don’t believe it.
Samantha:
I can’t say I do either.
The referee calls for the bell and tells Howard to let go. Instead Howard pulls harder on Blythe’s arm harder. The referee warns him to let go. Howard kicks the referee away.
Samantha:
He just got himself disqualified.
The referee comes back to try and get him off. Howard now let’s go and begins swinging at the referee as the referee ducks under the ropes covering his head while he does. Howard starts pulling chunks of this hair out and blood starts coming out from the areas.
Tommy Harker:
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match is Crazy Howard. However, due to the fact the he would not release the hold and did strike the referee, the referee has reversed his decision making the winner of the match, Ryland Blythe.
Howard now sits in the ring, blood dripping down his face as he stares at Blythe leaving the ring.
Samantha:
What kind of psycho?
Abbie:
I’m gonna say Crazy Howard just got a little more interesting.
The scene fades to commercial with Howards intent, psychotic stare with the blood still dripping down.